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Good old swine fluThere’ve been about 100,000 new cases of swine flu in the UK recently. And doctors have released a list of people who are at risk, and one of those listed is obese people. How ironic, to be killed off by a disease named after something you eat like.Good old swine flu
Perhaps daftest of all is one of the pieces of advice to get your self a “flu friend”. I’m no expert, but I’m sure the only things friends should share are clothes, computer games, and ex-girlfriends.
This flu friend is someone that’s supposed to volunteer to come around your house and look after y
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Unlikely James Bond Lines
"Torture me all you want, you know I like it when it hurts"
Boxerprince "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond I expect you to die." ".....Well, that's not very nice."
00PuNkChick00 the names bond.. james bond oh wait, thats already made
666qqq666 "why are my bullets paintballs? At least they look pretty when I shoot the bad guys"
Boxerprince "Pussy Galore? WHORE!!!!!!!"
666qqq666 "The name's Bond. James Bond, and I am an alcoholic."
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Unlikely or inappropriate Best Man Speeches.
"Here's to the Bride and Groom, even though she said I was better than him in bed"
~Moogle-Wannabe-VII; "I was surprised when John told me he was going to ask Martha to marry him... particularly because I was fellating him in the Gents' at the time."
~666qqq666; "Here's to the Butch and the Bitch!"
~666qqq666; "Here's to the bride who is big, fat and wide"
=666qqq666; "Here's to the Bride and fudge-packer!"
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Things that wouldn't happen in Top Gear
"We won a chalenge!"
"The new furniture we're using actually does belong to James May"
"I admit it, my teeth really are whitened."
"We do fake our footage really you fools! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"All those facts that we say about The Stig are 100% true"
"Tonight on Top Gear, we're actually going to review cars rather than clowning around like we normally do."
"We at Top Gear absolutely confess our love for the mayor of London, Ken Livingstone."
"Tonight on Top Gear, we'
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"Have you heard? Eating mermaids will make you immortal! If you meet any mermaids, let us know! We'll share them with you!"- Ogre Battle
I have Animal Crossing City Folk! If anyone wants to add me :
Name - James
Town - Zundra
Friend Code - 4554-7348-1025
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"Have you heard? Eating mermaids will make you immortal! If you meet any mermaids, let us know! We'll share them with you!"- Ogre Battle
I have Animal Crossing City Folk! If anyone wants to add me :
Name - James
Town - Zundra
Friend Code - 4554-7348-1025
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"Have you heard? Eating mermaids will make you immortal! If you meet any mermaids, let us know! We'll share them with you!"- Ogre Battle
I have Animal Crossing City Folk! If anyone wants to add me :
Name - James
Town - Zundra
Friend Code - 4554-7348-1025
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"Have you heard? Eating mermaids will make you immortal! If you meet any mermaids, let us know! We'll share them with you!"- Ogre Battle
I have Animal Crossing City Folk! If anyone wants to add me :
Name - James
Town - Zundra
Friend Code - 4554-7348-1025
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"Have you heard? Eating mermaids will make you immortal! If you meet any mermaids, let us know! We'll share them with you!"- Ogre Battle
I have Animal Crossing City Folk! If anyone wants to add me :
Name - James
Town - Zundra
Friend Code - 4554-7348-1025
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